hear me out presentation
are you thinking of doing a hear me out cake with your loved ones? STOP. LISTEN TO ME BEFORE YOU DO.
things to keep in mind
- AUDIENCE IS EVERYTHING. you are asking THEM to hear YOU out meaning these should be specimen who would cause a reaction
- if all of them are like “ok i kinda get it” you have failed
- think about how well they know you… is your type Daddies? do they know that? if you say you like gill from finding nemo will they be unsurprised? PICK SOMEONE ELSE
- if you and ur friends are all terminally online i urge u to dig deeper. have them question everything about u
that being said here r my thoughts
mei’s hierarchy of hear me outs
- most cowardly: male celebrities whose only sins are that they make silly jokes and don’t look like chris evans
anatomy of a hear me out
what a hear me out does not look like
- you cannot cite OBJECTIVELY SEXY FURRIES AS YOUR HEAR ME OUTS. ROBIN HOOD IS NOT A HEAR ME OUT. LOONA FROM HELLUVA BOSS IS NOT A HEAR ME OUT. you are a coward
- you cannot cite AN ATTRACTIVE HUMAN OR HUMAN-LOOKING PERSON WITH BAD BEHAVIOR as a hear me out.
- the fucked up guy with multiple arms can be a hear me out, but i think it’s a coward move
- you cannot cite AGE as the primary reason for your hear me out. oh as a kid you liked objectively beautiful roxanne from a goofy movie but now you’re embarrassed because you’re an adult? oh you’re a kid with a crush on professor utonium and that’s so inappropriate? be so serious rn