notes
(same universe). originally written may 24, 202ONE!!!!! my goodness. i just wanted to archive it here in case i ever decide to return to this just for fun…
hapi: you know you’re a walking cliche, right?
yuri:
yuri: explain
hapi: you get what i mean. the whole “i like my childhood friend, but she probably doesn’t see me that way” thing you’re doing
hapi: that’s straight out of a romcom, my guy
yuri: okay, first of all: i’m better-looking than most romcom leads, thank you very much.
hapi: you’re deflecting, yuribird
yuri: fine.
yuri: i just think if bernadetta liked anyone, let alone me, i’d be able to tell.
(more convo happens, not sure what to put here)
yuri: this isn’t high school, hapi. if it were, people would be assuming we were dating.
hapi: you and i?
yuri: no, me and bernadetta. they did think that, actually.
hapi: really.
yuri: it was kind of funny. there was this creep (blah blah more talk) but they left her alone, thank the goddess, because they saw her with me. and thought—
yuri: (! notices hapi’s expression)
yuri: you know what? we’re done talking about this.
hapi:
hapi: you literally proved my point. you know that right.
yuri: i’m leaving
hapi: oh sure. have fun on your non-date date
yuri: BYE, hapi
hapi: with BEEEEEEEEEeee
hapi: also congrats on having the smartest sexiest roommate in the world
hapi: figured out ur crush b4 u did
yuri ← refuting it would mean he knew he liked bernadetta
← agreeing would give hapi the satisfaction
yuri: I'm not bringing you leftovers
hapi: that's sapiophobic