- the rise turtles have dark, almost black eyes like their dad
- huey, dewey, and louie do NOT grow cheek fluff like scrooge. they grow up looking more like donald
- THEY ALSO DO NOT GO TO HIGH SCHOOL
- louie noona killer. the boy likes women
- trans angel starr
- dewey needs glasses when he’s a teenager
- i do not give a fuck about may and june